our TV antenna has feelings. lots of feelings. sometimes it gets angry and makes the TV image go bad ... or just go away entirely. the antenna was raised with strict moral values - it doesn't believe in males and females sitting together on the same couch while watching House. when the offending male (one "isaac meister") got up tonight and sat apart from alana and me, the antenna was placated and all was well.
fortunately for us corrupted, morally lax souls, the antenna is easily tricked. replacing isaac's body in the corner with our christmas shrublet seem to satisfy the antenna for the rest of the night. or perhaps the antenna is really smarter than we think - and just pleased that the spirit of christmas lives on in F20.
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