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Monday, January 8, 2007
The Moment of Realization
6:08 pm:
Alana: I've been awake for more hours before noon today than you have total.
Marina: No you haven't! ..... oh.
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"I've been more hours before noon today than you have total." -a linguistics major
To correct Marina on her poor sentence structure, here's my approximation of what she meant to say. I was up at 8:30 this morning and had been awake more hours before noon than Marina had total up until dinner time. Not only is Marina useless for sleeping so much, she is useless for forming such a gramatically offensive sentence. Way to go.
1 comment:
"I've been more hours before noon today than you have total."
-a linguistics major
To correct Marina on her poor sentence structure, here's my approximation of what she meant to say. I was up at 8:30 this morning and had been awake more hours before noon than Marina had total up until dinner time. Not only is Marina useless for sleeping so much, she is useless for forming such a gramatically offensive sentence. Way to go.
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